5-year-old Nathan is totally pissed. #TED #dinosaurs #sorrykidthisishowscienceworks

March 2, 2012 § Leave a comment

33-year-old Nathan thinks this is awesome.

2-year-old Samson is reserving judgment.

What the #Windows8 logo should have been

February 20, 2012 § Leave a comment

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I get it, Microsoft. Windows. Not flags.

But what happened to the colours? Windows 8 is a visually rich OS, with tiles of different sizes and a vibrant palette of colours. So why is its logo just one flat shade? With one quartered trapezoid?

Above, I present my version of the Windows 8 logo, based on the official version.

  • Through the coloured panels I’m looking back at Microsoft’s heritage from Win 3.1 to 7.
  • But by splitting up one of the “windowpanes” I’m looking forward at the new Windows 8 “Metro” interface.
  • And by half-assing this in MS Paint I’m attaching this concept to a proud Microsoft tradition of taking a good idea and kinda screwing it up.

Fuji sends a treat to X10 early adopters

February 4, 2012 § Leave a comment

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If you bought the X10, Fuji's new retro-styled point & shoot as soon as it was released, you may be the type of photographer who'd enjoy using something as quaint as a cable shutter release. So Fuji just sent this $8 accessory to those customers.

The only thing they could have done better is sending it earlier, so customers could have used it during the holidays. Then the camera could have been a conversation piece at family gatherings — no small thing in a market of DSLR v. IPhone.

As a biz school autodidact, I'd love to know what analytics they're basing this on and what they're expecting to happen. But as the husband of one of their customers I'm just impressed at the gesture.

Wisława Szymborska: an old Polish lady who made people laugh at our wedding

February 2, 2012 § Leave a comment

We had our friend Julian read this poem at our wedding. I think it was after our vows. Or before? I don’t remember. (But I do recall that although we sprung it on him at the last minute he delivered like he’d been rehearsing for days.)

We chose “True Love” because we liked it in English and our edition of Selected Poems had the original Polish on the opposite page, just in case any of Allie’s relatives from overseas made last-minute plans to join us.

True Love 

True love. Is it normal 
is it serious, is it practical? 
What does the world get from two people 
who exist in a world of their own? 

Placed on the same pedestal for no good reason, 
drawn randomly from millions but convinced 
it had to happen this way – in reward for what? 
For nothing. 
The light descends from nowhere. 
Why on these two and not on others? 
Doesn’t this outrage justice? Yes it does. 
Doesn’t it disrupt our painstakingly erected principles, 
and cast the moral from the peak? Yes on both accounts. 

Look at the happy couple. 
Couldn’t they at least try to hide it, 
fake a little depression for their friends’ sake? 
Listen to them laughing – its an insult. 
The language they use – deceptively clear. 
And their little celebrations, rituals, 
the elaborate mutual routines – 
it’s obviously a plot behind the human race’s back! 

It’s hard even to guess how far things might go 
if people start to follow their example. 
What could religion and poetry count on? 
What would be remembered? What renounced? 
Who’d want to stay within bounds? 

True love. Is it really necessary? 
Tact and common sense tell us to pass over it in silence, 
like a scandal in Life’s highest circles. 
Perfectly good children are born without its help. 
It couldn’t populate the planet in a million years, 
it comes along so rarely. 

Let the people who never find true love 
keep saying that there’s no such thing. 

Their faith will make it easier for them to live and die.

Talking erotic ebooks

January 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

I now realize that I see my child as 2 people occupying the same space:

December 17, 2011 § Leave a comment

  1. There's the person I love more than anything in the world.
  2. And there's the jackass numbskull with no regard for the personal safety of person 1.

#SaveTheBugle

December 17, 2011 § Leave a comment

Jesse, you bring The Bugle into the MaxFun family and I’ll instantly up my monthly contribution. 

Food matters (cc @joshnamaharaj)

November 27, 2011 § Leave a comment

Why don't we use this

to do this

?

Genitrans!

October 9, 2011 § Leave a comment

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This would be a great name for a business specializing in things that I think might be legal in Thailand.

Apple TV: things I’ve figured out since I got an awesome new receiver.

October 9, 2011 § Leave a comment

Me and Apple TV, we’ve been through some times.

There was a time when it seemed to refuse to play purchased content except when it was pushed from my desktop. You could navigate to it, and you could select it, but it would fail to start playback: instead, it advised that the content wasn’t authorized for playing on this device, whatever that means. So you couldn’t navigate from the couch, and couldn’t play music through airtunes while video (ie. Sesame Street) played on the TV.

But since I got an awesome new receiver things have improved. Here’s why.

  • My old receiver had a power outlet for low-consumption components. Like Apple TV, for example. Every time you turned off the receiver, it turned off the outlet. My new receiver doesn’t have this. Apple TV stays plugged into the wall, where power is continuously available. Since changing to this new configuration we haven’t had authorization problems. Apple TV works like it should.
    • To offset power vampirism (minimal in a device with no moving parts) we’ve retired both the CD player and the VCR.
  • You can’t get multi-channel Dolby Digital sound out of Apple TV through the optical outlet. There was a time it used to work, but the last firmware update killed that. You want DD, you need HDMI. And if you’ve got Netflix, you want DD.

I hope I never give that little black box any more thought than I’ve given it in the last couple of weeks.

 

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